Although hamburgers are delicious, you have to wonder about their marketability as a fashion statement. It’s not a good sign when you can’t even get the models in your ad to actually wear the product you’re selling.  the dude’s muffs look especially superimposed. You can almost hear him saying: “I’ll hold the burger and smile, but there’s no way in hell I’m wearing those things”.
Product Page: ($10.75 via Random Good Stuff)
It’s time to redefine cool and sophisticated with designs like this. The next time a tuxedo-clad millionaire steps out of his Mercedes for valet parking, he should produce a cheeseburger from his pocket to provide that large tip. Same goes for the next Bond movie; when Q briefs 007, he should receive a cheeseburger wallet packed with the latest spy gadgets that is later used in an action sequence to save his life. This would be much more convincing than conventional leather. Am I alone?
Product Page: ($25)
How many times have you thought: “Damn, if only they could package the subtle, stylish look of a Happy Meal into a shoe, I’d get so laid”. Well clear your calendar stud, because the Japanese heard you loud and clear! These Burger Brown and Cheese Yellow Asics come complete with french fry insoles, and combine the ugliness of 1991 skate fashion with the unbridled cool of Ronald McDonald. Only money and confidence is more attractive to the opposite sex.
Product Page: (14,000 Yen, or about $143.95)
