As you can plainly see, this cheese is a pimp. Unfortunately, he got a nasty case of mold on his junk after his crazy night in the fondue pot. And it wasn’t the good kind of mold either.
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Send your twins out in this set of jumpers that gives the Mac wearer a friend in Cheese, as opposed to his mortal enemy PC. It doesn’t really tell anyone which is the evil twin, but it does tell them which prefers technology over food.
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How many times have you thought: “Damn, if only they could package the subtle, stylish look of a Happy Meal into a shoe, I’d get so laid”. Well clear your calendar stud, because the Japanese heard you loud and clear! These Burger Brown and Cheese Yellow Asics come complete with french fry insoles, and combine the ugliness of 1991 skate fashion with the unbridled cool of Ronald McDonald. Only money and confidence is more attractive to the opposite sex.
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This pair of cufflinks will look awesome for any occasion you choose to wear them at. Even better, instead of storing them in some drawer, leave them in the shirt to catch any stray critters in your closet.
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Choose how you like your bologna sandwich when putting your rings on each morning. It comes as a set of five rings: two slices of bread, one piece of lettuce, one piece of cheese and one slice of bologna. If you don’t want any of those ingredients on your sandwich or finger, just wear one less ring.
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