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From That’s Nerdalicious: Dammit I miss The Tick. It was one of the few things I enjoyed to in an otherwise crappy first year of college. If you have fond memories as well, this shirt can be had for only $10 if you grab it today!

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milky way shirt

Apparently, the planets are just crunch berries in God’s cereal. The truth…revealed!

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capn-crunch-interrogation

Capn’ Crunch giving only his name, rank and cereal? A bit corny, but simple enough that pretty much everyone will get a quick chuckle out of it. I always knew that rabbit was bad news.

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cereal t-shirt
Certain fashions are eternally unsexy, and if you feel the need to bump your sexy factor down a couple hundred notches we recommend a cereal tee, which now steps up to join such legends as the grandma sweater, birth control glasses, sweat pants and the teacher sweater.

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tribble-snacks

Cigarette case, ID case, business card case. Any use you can find for this case will be one more reason to pull it out. Everyone who has seen the old Star Trek show will recall those damn Tribbles. And if you find a species that reproduces as fast as Tribbles that is also tasty, you could end world hunger.

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You already know how a night of hard drinking turns out for you. Even a hard drinking leprechaun can lose his Lucky Charms if he isn’t careful. I guess all those mini marshmallows in his stomach weren’t much of a buffer against whiskey.

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What is that leprechaun staring at? And what is so “magically delicious?” Unless you have a rainbow filled with some pink hearts, blue moons, orange stars or green clovers coming out of your ass, my guess its that this little guy has some perverted thoughts on his mind. The reverse image is available after the break.

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Corn flakes get soggy in like 3 seconds—so how can it protect my laptop from the elements? Give me a Grape Nuts Sleeve any day. That thing would be like Kevlar.

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