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If that ball of yarn also had a Death Star-style laser pointer in there, it would be the ultimate cat toy.
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Fortunately, space cats are dumb as hell. They tried to invade earth but we just used a giant laser pointer and some Fancy Feast to lure them into our traps.
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I might be a little difficult to see, but this dress is covered in rocket ships, stars, planets and cats floating in the void of space. Like some future crazy cat lady was in an accident on a trip to Mars.
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Lion-O is always watching—and he judges you harshly.
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Cats are nimble and quiet, which is why they make perfect ninjas. You may think your cat is cute, but that’s just a diversion.
If they could open cans of Fancy Feast, humans would probably be dead already.
From That’s Nerdalicious!: Coffee stain cats don’t make a damn bit of sense. I mean, who would want a cat that stains your furniture and your teeth? I think the message here is that we need to drink our cats in moderation.
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I just hand ‘em out to random people on the street. People that looked stressed out.
It’s like, rough day? Here’s a cat.
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This shirt illustrates the entire process of cat-making from the addition of ingredients to boxing. The process hasn’t been perfected yet—as you can see in the lower left hand corner. There are quite a few rejects in that box, some of which escape to make our favorite YouTube videos.
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Nice save for a lost hat. Unfortunately, the cat kept meowing, so the whole thing backfired. As you know, the Queen’s guard isn’t supposed to talk.
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