Their missions will consist of protecting the feline way of life from the attacks of new furniture, inattentive humans and that dreaded red dot—except for red shirt over there… he’ll be keeping the domain free of dogs.
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If you’ve been dreaming of dressing your cat like a newspaper boy from the 1920s – good news: Etsy shop CatAtelier is offering a cap that will fit the look perfectly. Made of a soft black/grey herringbone wool blend, the cap offers the classic newsboy shape, and includes a very slight slouch to the side.
Check out some additional photos after the break, and note how the face of the feline model seems to say “why the hell are you doing this to me?”
And they gave my baby a regal handlebar mustache! Aliens are hipsters!
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Princess Leia Kitty in Star Wars: A Mew Hope. The knitted hat was created by Jennifer Kumpf.
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It’s a little known fact: Sesame Street has some crazy alley cats with jaws that open like a snake. This cat ate Big Bird, but it won’t be long before Oscar the grouch eats the cat. Circle of life…circle of life.
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Even with night vision goggles, the owl has advantages over the cat in stalking and capturing prey. But I don’t see how he can contend with that high-powered sniper rifle.
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I guess I still have a lot to learn, because I totally missed the boat on what a “packet sniffer” is. Apparently it’s a computer term for a program that allows eavesdropping on traffic traveling between networked computers, not a dog that likes to smell nutsacks. Eh, the play on words works either way.
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Combine storage, portability and entertainment and you end up with a cat head and a dead fish. Without claws to hunt with, this species of feline obviously utilizes its speaker eyes to beat its prey into submission with the power of sound. It’s still up in the air as to how he was able to lure a fish while riding someone’s back around a college campus.
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At first glance, the design on this tote bag may look like a cat humping a giant sponge, that is until you realize it’s really a cat humping a giant piece of sushi. All you need are motion lines to move this design from cute to bawdy.
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You may think your alter-ego is a wolf, but until now it was hard to find a mask that would give you the look and still represent your flowing locks. Thankfully, Sans Souci studios released this line of masks which will keep your beloved rockstar hairdo or out of control mullet intact. Check out the additional designs after the break.
