If you’ve always envied the flat, inked look of cartoon characters’ handbags, you’re in luck. These “Jump From Paper” bags provide the 2D style you crave along with “bright and cheerful” colors and plenty of storage space for personal belongings and even a laptop. Three styles are available, each offering different dimensions and color combinations.
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Since Spongebob is a wealthy Nickelodeon character, he doesn’t have to subject himself to the horrors of kitchen work. Not what I can say for the four scrubbing sponges I have on duty to clean grease and burned cow off my Foreman grill.
Product Page: ($9 via The Awesomer)
Use your imagination and pretend this is supposed to look anything like a TMNT character instead of an excuse to see a woman wearing a revealing costume. Take away the sai and the tiny shell on the back and you’ll have something that looks more like “Santa’s Sexy Elf” sporting four freak abs and giant breast muscles.
This is how the three little pigs protect their property in the unauthorized version of the story. Needless to say, it ends with the wolf being handed his own ass.
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It’s hard to maintain a badass image when you have a soft spot for Disney characters; unless of course, that character happens to be a skeleton. In any case, you’ll have an interesting ring made of 100% silver, as well as tangible proof that Minnie’s eyelashes are actually part of her skull. Not a bad deal.
Product Page: (£140, or about $229.81)
