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This Darth Vader concept t-shirt looks like a sure bet for printing somewhere along the line.

(emptees via Likecool)

If you weren’t sure how to play Texas Hold’em, this shirt won’t make you anxious to learn. Not to worry though, there are some alternative varieties that I’m sure many of you would be interested in checking out.

Product Page ($16.98)

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This royal gets royally wasted with a beer bong and his freaky conjoined twin.

Product Page ($15)