burgers

fast-food-shoes

How many times have you thought: “Damn, if only they could package the subtle, stylish look of a Happy Meal into a shoe, I’d get so laid”. Well clear your calendar stud, because the Japanese heard you loud and clear! These Burger Brown and Cheese Yellow Asics come complete with french fry insoles, and combine the ugliness of 1991 skate fashion with the unbridled cool of Ronald McDonald. Only money and confidence is more attractive to the opposite sex.

Product Page: (14,000 Yen, or about $143.95)

you-are-what-you-eat-t-shirt

That must mean that most of the world population is less human and more cow, pig and other unsexy animals. I guess that will finally explain the transition from one species to another in evolution. Zing!

Product Page: ($20)