burger

From That’s Nerdalicious!: Learn the layers of planet beef from its sesame seed crust, down through the onion and lettuce layers all the way to its cow core. However, as we’ve recently seen, the thickness of these layers can vary depending on which burger joint you inhabit.

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Since burgers are cheap, easy, and readily available on most street corners from fast food pimps, there’s not yet a call for hardcore beef and patty porn. Not to mention the fact that the Food Network is giving it away for free.

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burger-wallet

It’s time to redefine cool and sophisticated with designs like this. The next time a tuxedo-clad millionaire steps out of his Mercedes for valet parking, he should produce a cheeseburger from his pocket to provide that large tip. Same goes for the next Bond movie; when Q briefs 007, he should receive a cheeseburger wallet packed with the latest spy gadgets that is later used in an action sequence to save his life. This would be much more convincing than conventional leather. Am I alone?

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Knit Burger Beanie

by Jeff Chenkus on December 19, 2008

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Won’t you be the coolest person on your block wearing your Knit Burger Beanie. Beside being stylish, you will drum up a ton of business for that burger joint down the road.

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