Apparently, Darth Vader prefers briefs. However, it clearly didn’t have much effect on his sperm count.
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I’ll admit, this may be the most absurd product ever conceived of by man—but once you put Handerpants on you will be a believer. Hand underwear is comfortable, flexible and gives me the support (and traction) I so desperately need. Still not convinced? Check out the video after the break.
Ugh…so tight. 800 channels and there is nothing but sausage on—turn it off before I puke.
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I wouldn’t normally think that a pair of underwear would make a style statement, but I am proved wrong here. Maybe it is the use of sterling silver or maybe it is the lack of skid marks, but either way this necklace looks a lot cooler than your average man does wearing tightie whities.
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I pulled for Grilled Cheese and Bigfoot in the two other bouts, and I am pulling for boxers here—but he looks a little soft. He reminds me of Horeshack. And if you saw him in that celebrity boxing match a few years ago vs. Screech you know he doesn’t have it in him. Seriously, if you get your ass beat by Screech it is time to pack it in.
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The way I see it, traditional camouflage is missing one key ingredient: ninjas. These little ancient warriors will help you blend in and disappear the next time your are running around the woods in your underwear.
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