Briefcases usually denote you’re there to do business. Â They’re meant to carry your papers and, most of the time, are geared to blend in.
Not this bad boy.
Personally, I think anyone who shows up for a meeting with this Iron Man 2 Tony Stark Mark V Briefcase Replica is showing up to get things done.
These carbon fiber briefcases are custom made to match your car’s paint and interior using the finest quality materials on the market. However, if you’re going to spend $15,000 on a briefcase, you had better have a damn nice car. Although I wonder if they will do a primer and rust finish with a ripped upholstery and exposed foam interior. That would have matched my last car perfectly.
You will look like the most awesome salesman in the world when you pull this miniature briefcase out of your pocket to get a few business cards to hand out. The only way you could be looked upon more favorably would be to get a bunch of these with your company’s logo on them and hand them out as gifts. Your name will be seen everywhere since this will be one gift that will be used by every person that gets one. And businesspeople just love free stuff.
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Products made from recycled goods often look tacky or junky—but this street sign briefcase by artist Tripp Gregson is certainly an exception. The exterior features imagery from lawfully salvaged traffic signs while the interior comes complete with organizer / file pockets and a laptop compartment. If only I could get my hands on one made from a “Speed Hump” sign.
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You can look at the characters on this briefcase as long as you like, but unless you can uudecode in your head you are not getting anywhere. Even if you could, some letters are covered so you probably would not figure out that it is a uuencoded version of “The Lovesong of J. Alfred Prufrock” by T.S. Eliot. Being that the poem is almost as difficult to interpret as this case, let’s just stick with the fact that the encoding makes you look like a spy with a very important, encoded message. Too much explanation ruins the effect.
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Man’s best friend also makes you an awesome briefcase. This little terrier may be good in a business setting, but he looks a lot more comfortable out in the park with these ladies. There is no loss of functionality with this unique design, the head actually gives you a little more storage.
Not recommended for actual dog storage.
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Nothing says you are a professional like the Hillbilly Briefcase.
There is nothing imitation about this briefcase, it is made with an authentic pair of tighty whities. Get one as a gift for each of your employees to show them just how much you really care.
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