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A superhero emblem with a little cut out that shows some cleavage makes for a very strong symbol of power. These things have probably done more to change the world than a anybody wearing one with a large S in the middle ever has.
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Give a man a piece of equipment that has taken centuries to develop and this will be the first thing they think to do. It all comes down to boobs in the end. This goes for all men, whether they are 12 years old or 40. You would expect a calculator to be treated with more respect.
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