I have no idea what the purpose of this belt buckle would be other than your desire to have a 3D belt buckle, but if keeping a pair of boobs on your waist turns you on, go for it. It should also do a good job of turning off any woman you may be interested in.
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If you want what looks like a very uncomfortable product, I think this one has you covered. Being a male I can only think of one area I would attach any kind of suspending device that may be equally as painful. It would seem more appropriate as a punishment than as something anyone would choose to wear.
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