I have no idea what the hell is supposed to be going on here, so I’ll present it as it appears: This ring is a masterpiece of handcrafted art showing Alien grabbing a flexible woman’s breast while getting it on with your finger. The ring is adjustable, made from 100% brass and also features 18 karat gold enamel with no colors or lead mixed in, so you can be sure you’re getting the finest feel copping, finger humping alien on the market.
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Add a little fun to your work wardrobe with these unusual brass belt buckles. Take your choice of a twig that looks like a wishbone or a large button. The button will make that pair of jeans almost look dressy enough to meet the executives.
Product Page ($150)
Uh-huh… since everyone is thinking the same thing when they see a long brass pinkie fingernail ring, let’s just stop for a moment and laugh while imagining the collective and extremely satisfied “awwwww yeah!”  coming from every blow addict that spots this product.
Product Page: ($156)
