If you never thought your love of zombies and Star Trek could come together on a t-shirt, guess again. Zombie Spock wants you to live long and prosper, but that may just be a way to earn your trust so he can get to your delicious, but inferior brain.
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Hey, at least Bob sent a memo clearly stating that he wanted to eat his friend’s brains. Unfortunately, poor Tom didn’t get to the memo in time.
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According to this shirt the advantage is clearly with the undead, especially since fat doesn’t favor humans. Prepare to have your brain eaten.
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The varied colors and amusing little pictures to go with each part of this story will force anyone to read it from start to finish. Being a shirt with a story about the end of the world, everyone has a vested interest. Somehow it always comes down to zombies.
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If you are tired of reading the same, pointless chatter on Twitter day after day, just be thankful you aren’t a zombie. It’s always “brains?”, “brains.” and “brains!”
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Girls are always suckers for a man with brains. It turns some on, it provides sustenance to others. This happens to be one of those others.
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It is all well and good that zombies get as much use from a drive-thru as everyone else. But you know that the people in line behind this guy are going to be pretty upset with the service they get from a zombie cashier. “No, for the last time I don’t want brains!”
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It is a sad statement on the male species when the only person a woman will truly believe that loves her for her brains is a zombie. And the beauty of a zombie is that while he is telling the truth, there is no need for your IQ to be even be above single digits for him to truly mean it.
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