If your ultimate goal is to look like a video game or movie addicted trucker from 1985, these new, yet seriously outdated hats can make it happen. After all, who can resist Gizmo blowing snot on fine foam headwear? You can also choose from a variety of NES designs that combine 1980′s 8-bit technology with the unfathomable coolness of early 90′s fashion. Add these into your rotation of neon colored clothes and oversized birth control sunglasses and you too can look like you just walked off the set of the first “3 Ninjas” film.
These hats are supposed to be available starting today, but as of this writing I was unable to find them among the rest of the retro threads.
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The fact that the human brain can control the whole body but lacks self-understanding leads us to one of two conclusions: Either neurons aren’t cool enough to gain the recognition they deserve, or there’s something they don’t want us to know. Either way the results are the same: nobody who sees this design on a tie is going to understand what the hell they’re looking at.
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Propaganda may be the brand name of this shower cap but it is also a a good description for this particular one. Making anyone think that there is actually a brain in your head could be called propaganda. Especially if they were to see you right after you wake up or after a night of drinking.
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