DC Comics partnered with Japanese designer aimerfeel for their We Love Hero collection, and the result is lots of adorable and sexy underwear and loungewear with nostalgic designs and colors. The line features Golden Age versions of Batman, Superman, Batgirl, and Robin. I like that all designs are available for both sexes. Guys can get pink Batgirl boxer briefs if they feel so inclined. The cuts are comfortable, too. Underoos and hipsters are so much better than only offering thongs, and it doesn’t happen often.
Peruse an entire gallery of superhero underwear after the break.
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If someone were to put a gun to your head, woud you instinctively cover your crotch? When you read about war and violence in other countries, are you glad you groin is thousands of miles away? If so, we have the perfect pair of underwear for you.
Blast Boxers are stuffed with Aramid fabric and Kevlar that should stop just about anything terrorists or small children with wiffle bats can throw at it.
The boxers are intended for military personnel, but there’s no reason why civillian junk can’t have this level of protection.
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Thinking outside the box is good; thinking outside the boxers is bad if you are anywhere but in your living room alone. Even then I don’t want to know about it.
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A cheeky pair of boxers showing the wild animal’s sense of humor. This would be about the only time you should be showing your underwear to the world.
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The major characters of Star Wars would make an excellent band. This pair of boxers has an excellent graphic that captures them on stage with each playing the appropriate instrument. Chewbacca is the crazy drummer, Han Solo is the lead singer, C3PO is on the keyboards and Luke Skywalker is the lead guitarist. You can see the rapt attention of the crowd on the rear.
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Not only do these Ants In The Pants boxers bring a little humor to getting dressed in the morning, but they also come compressed to 2″ by 3″. You have to throw them into water to get them to expand into a normal sized pair of boxers.
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Yeah, big guts and fat butts is the look we are all going for. Even if you don’t quite measure up, these boxer shorts will give you that stylish plumber look.
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Apparently wildlife has no more sense of decorum than your husband does. You can’t really tell from this picture of the boxers, but I will make an assumption that all of these are male animals.
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What is that leprechaun staring at? And what is so “magically delicious?” Unless you have a rainbow filled with some pink hearts, blue moons, orange stars or green clovers coming out of your ass, my guess its that this little guy has some perverted thoughts on his mind. The reverse image is available after the break.
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If you are old school enough, you may have had a whole mess of He-Man toys back in the day. Hell, you may have even fantasized about being He-Man, wielding a Power Sword and riding atop Battle Cat. But if you think about it, the name “He-Man” is a little deceiving. I mean, he may be master of the universe, but he isn’t packing anything down there. That having been said, maybe these action figure boxer shorts make an association that you really want to avoid.
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