Lucky Charms Boxer Shorts are Magically Perverted
What is that leprechaun staring at? And what is so “magically delicious?” Unless you have a rainbow filled with some pink hearts, blue moons, orange stars or green clovers coming out of your ass, my guess its that this little guy has some perverted thoughts on his mind. The reverse image is available after the [...]
Action Figure Boxer Shorts: The Name “He-Man” Is Deceiving
If you are old school enough, you may have had a whole mess of He-Man toys back in the day. Hell, you may have even fantasized about being He-Man, wielding a Power Sword and riding atop Battle Cat. But if you think about it, the name “He-Man” is a little deceiving. I mean, he may [...]
Boxers vs Briefs: One Fight Will Decide This Age Old Question
I pulled for Grilled Cheese and Bigfoot in the two other bouts, and I am pulling for boxers here—but he looks a little soft. He reminds me of Horeshack. And if you saw him in that celebrity boxing match a few years ago vs. Screech you know he doesn’t have it in him. Seriously, if [...]
Your Butt Brings Us Extra Life
Funny how your butt can give us a 1UP, but it is also one burrito away from taking life away. Front view available after the break.
A Paper Bag Would Help Boxer Shorts
A man has needs—and sometimes that means settling for what’s available. Fortunately, that’s why paper bags exist.
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Monty Python General Direction Boxers
A great Monty Python picture on the front, typical Monty Python humor on the back. They saying may be amusing on a shirt, on the boxers it is just a little bit scary. A fun gift for any Monty Python fan. Even better for someone who is just a little bit too serious.
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Measuring Stick Boxer Shorts For the Confident Male
If you are willing to have a measuring stick attached to your boxer shorts at all times—you had dammed well better be hung like a moose. Otherwise you are just opening yourself up to ridicule.
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