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caped boxers batman

If you want to feel more confident about your underwear decisions, look no further than these caped boxers and briefs. They are perfect for wearing around the house, while mowing the lawn, and I won’t be surprised if I see them at a convention in the near future. You can choose from boxers with Batman or Robin designs or briefs featuring Batman and Superman. You’ll be running around in your living room with your underwear cape flapping in the wind in no time. We’re not judging.

However, I recommend removing the cape before you leave home. If you don’t, that’s just an embarrassing moment waiting to happen.

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They were already cool when they were just black and yellow boxer briefs with the Bat Signal, but when you add on the cape they are awesome. The yellow cape attaches to the back at the waistband and can easily be removed for those times you don’t want to flaunt your superhero style.

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You may look like a mild-mannered nerd on the outside, but beneath your nerdy exterior lies even nerdier underwear. You can choose between two Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle styles, Batman or the Avengers. All are 100% cotton and will make you feel like a superhero in disguise.

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Star Wars Power Dark Side Knit Boxers

With these boxers, you will become more powerful than anyone could possibly imagine. Made from 100% cotton, they are as comfortable as they are hilarious. The line ‘Feel the Power of the Dark Side’ is etched all across the back. Just a little warning that you can make a room very unpleasant very quickly should they decide to cross you.

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These 100% cotton Star Trek boxer briefs are officially licensed and come in packs of three with one each in Command Gold, Operations Red and Science Blue. They feature a button fly and an elastic waist that is guaranteed to be comfortable under those snug-fitting Starfleet uniforms.

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If you’re anything like me, you worry about your junk getting caught the crossfire of the world’s conflicts. Well, worry no more. Earth’s mightiest heroes will protect your package—and if they can’t save it, you can be damn sure they’ll avenge it.

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DC Comics partnered with Japanese designer aimerfeel for their We Love Hero collection, and the result is lots of adorable and sexy underwear and loungewear with nostalgic designs and colors. The line features Golden Age versions of Batman, Superman, Batgirl, and Robin. I like that all designs are available for both sexes. Guys can get pink Batgirl boxer briefs if they feel so inclined. The cuts are comfortable, too. Underoos and hipsters are so much better than only offering thongs, and it doesn’t happen often.

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If someone were to put a gun to your head, woud you instinctively cover your crotch? When you read about war and violence in other countries, are you glad you groin is thousands of miles away? If so, we have the perfect pair of underwear for you.

Blast Boxers are stuffed with Aramid fabric and Kevlar that should stop just about anything terrorists or small children with wiffle bats can throw at it.

The boxers are intended for military personnel, but there’s no reason why civillian junk can’t have this level of protection.

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thinking-outside-boxersThinking outside the box is good; thinking outside the boxers is bad if you are anywhere but in your living room alone. Even then I don’t want to know about it.

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Back To Nature Boxers

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A cheeky pair of boxers showing the wild animal’s sense of humor. This would be about the only time you should be showing your underwear to the world.

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