No more rubbing ice on your nipples in order to pry open a beer. Now you can own a Bender-esque robot shirt that does the work for you. Read more on That’s Nerdalicious…
bottle opener
We’ve seen bottle opener rings before, but this version available from the Maker’s Market looks as though it would double as an effective knuckle duster. So when you get drunk and pick a fight with someone twice your size (because that’s always how it goes down), you’ll have the edge this time around.
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If you already have a beer pouch hoodie (especially if you won one from us this past St. Patrick’s Day), we have the perfect bottle opener to go with it. Hoodies aren’t just an article of clothing. It’s a lifestyle.
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Men and women alike will probably think you are a sleazeball for having a naked girl keychain. But the cool ones, both men and women, will forgive you the first time they need a beer bottle opened.
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Looking at Bugs Bunny’s teeth, the possibility of using them as a useful accessory would have to come to mind immediately. The designer of this keychain obviously thought so as he created a cute and simple bottle opener with them. But the designer also took advantage of those big floppy ears to include a couple carabiners for storage. There is a lot going on for a simple rabbit keychain.
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Real beer drinking is always about popping open a can of the cheapest stuff you can find. When you have had a few and need a little relief you can just pop open this belt buckle as well. For those that insist on drinking the fancy stuff out of bottles, the buckle is a bottle opener as well. Redneck fashion at its best.
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