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If you are looking for an investment opportunity, look no further than Aperture’s Long Fall Boots. It’s the fourth installment in a series of sound Portal-based investments that are sure to pay off in the long run, especially in terms of expensive portal guns.

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tabi

As you can see from the designs sold by AYYA, tabi boots aren’t only for ninjas. They can be worn by goths, punks, and nerds that think they are ninjas. Sure it seems a little bizarre, but I’ll bet that these are way more comfortable than traditional boots.

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one-hand-in-the-grave-boots

Wearing these boots will remind people why they really don’t like to walk through cemeteries at night. The thought of the undead grabbing you by the ankle as you try to pass by just cannot be discounted. Of course these boots will just reinforce those fears in others.

Product Page ($50)

blame it on the rain boots

Blame what on the rain? The fact that there are yellow boots out there lined with lumberjack plaid and sporting little messages?… Done. That said, didn’t Milli Vanilli already go down this road once before? Seems to me rain is getting a bum rap.

Product Page: (€ 159.26, or about $227.74)

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These Chooka Tattoo Boots feature classic tattoo imagery without all of the pain and permanence of the real thing.

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