
From CubicleBot: For their 50th anniversary, Doc Martens are branching out from footwear and entering the file storage market with this limited edition USB boot drive. However, it only offers 2 GB of space, which, in the world of modern flash drives is the equivalent of a baby shoe.
Product Page: ($25 via CoolestGadgets)

As long as you are wearing pants, no one will know that you are packing a weapon in your socks, fake though it may be. It will will at least make you feel better, like you are tough enough to carry a weapon and even have the guts to use it. If you had real guts you would wear these socks with a pair of shorts.
Product Page ($10)