After watching this, boombox Thor doesn’t look so strange.
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This boombox is dropping some serious beats, but the bombs are stupid. With cassette bombs, you need to drop 10 times as much ordinance to get your target dancing as you would with digitally-guided bombs.
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When Bowser isn’t kidnapping Princesses, ruling the Koopas, invading the Mushroom Kingdom or getting his ass kicked by an overweight midget plumber, he kicks back with a bomb and his trusty ghetto blaster.
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Sadly, instead of a sweet Hollywood ending, this is going to take on a whole suicide pact kind of twist.
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Of course, secretly recording conversations with a giant retro tape recorder would be difficult enough—nevermind a bag that only looks like a giant retro tape recorder. On the other hand, the bag is stylish, and it would go great with the boombox coin purse pictured after the break.
Not every Stormtrooper is cut out for life in space. Some just want to stay home and perfect their musical craft—and these guys have obviously taken a cue from the Beastie Boys. A good place to start.
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Unfortunately, he’s more like a “cassette jockey” riding this old horse. Today’s thoroughbred’s are all digital—so I wouldn’t bet my money on this guy unless you really like a longshot.
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This t-shirt entitled “Exploded Explosion” features a keytar, boombox, turntable and 8-track getting disassembled. It’s the perfect shirt for tinkerers with a taste for the old school.
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Intolerance of any sort can be hurtful. Stereotyping someone is just one more way to show your bigotry. This old boombox may not be the cool product of today, but that doesn’t give the iPods any reason to pick on him. It could lead to violence.
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