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CatspeakerBackpack

Combine storage, portability and entertainment and you end up with a cat head and a dead fish. Without claws to hunt with, this species of feline obviously utilizes its speaker eyes to beat its prey into submission with the power of sound. It’s still up in the air as to how he was able to lure a fish while riding someone’s back around a college campus.

Product Page: (£24.99, or about $41.73)

spiky backpackUnless companies release products that compliment depression and jet black everything, it’s clear that they don’t “get” you. However, with money on the line, you can be sure that they are working feverishly to penetrate your niche market, and in the process bring forth such wonders as this spiky backpack, which can also double as the ultimate “goth Bowser” Halloween costume accessory.

Product Page: ($25)