Having a first name is all well and good, but what you really need is documentation. No green card and no social security number will make it very difficult for bologna to find a good job, even if he does have a song written for him.
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Choose how you like your bologna sandwich when putting your rings on each morning. It comes as a set of five rings: two slices of bread, one piece of lettuce, one piece of cheese and one slice of bologna. If you don’t want any of those ingredients on your sandwich or finger, just wear one less ring.
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