I am not into the habit of scoping out potential targets for theft, but you have to think that the shopper walking around with the Blood Bath Bag would not be your first choice of targets regardless of whether they are young and skinny or old and frail. That white haired lady just may have some tricks up her sleeve.
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Making employees wash their hands is an excellent rule. Making people that work with dead bodies wash their hands is a good rule as well. But what do zombies care about hygiene? How is he even holding a job?
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This necklace is two…two kills in one. It chokes and cuts throats.
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The Barbarian is advertised as the “bloodiest motorcycle helmet ever”—I have no doubt about that. In fact, should you ever crash you just might add a little of your own blood to mix. After all, this helmet is probably not DOT certified.
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A meatshield is only good for one thing, and that is taking bullets for you. Based on that criteria the previous owner of this shirt performed his job admirably. Unfortunately, it is one of those tasks you only get one shot at. No one wants a three day old meatshield.
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Your cute little kitty has thoughts of murder and mayhem on her mind. She is just acting cute so that you keep feeding her. The minute you turn your back she may put her plan into action.
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These vampire teeth are a bit of an odd decoration for you to be wearing around, but the red Austrian crystals as drops of blood make it the ultimate accessory for vampire lovers out on the town late at night.
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Donating blood is a worthy endeavor, but this guy does not look like he works for the Red Cross. I am sure he will still be willing to accept your donation, the one bonus being that he couldn’t care less what your blood type is.
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Was that a choreographed move gone wrong, or did the true face of foxy boxing just rear its ugly head?
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Gloomy Bear is always about a little dripping blood from either his mouth or his claws. These plush Gloomy Bear claw mittens with blood will keep your hands warm and give you a bit of a dangerous look. If you are really dead set against the blood they do have a pair of the same claw mittens with clean claws, but that does not seem to have the same effect. Certainly not for Gloomy Bear.
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