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Lounge around the house and keep snug with this Pac-Man fleece blanket with sleeves. For added comfort, you can also throw on an actual Pac-Man blanket. Too bad it’s getting kind of hot outside. If only they made muumuus with Pac-Man motifs…am I right?
Product Page: Sleeved Blanket ($24.99) Standard Blanket ($24.99) Pre-Order for June 2011
Though not an official Snuggie product, the brand has become synonymous with dorky, wearable blankets of dubious quality. And here’s another—only this time it has Spider-Man all over it.
Get tangled in his web of luxury.
Product Page ($20 Adult/$14 Kids/Pre-Order for November)
The Snuggie looks downright elegant next to the Snazzy Napper.
Basically, it’s a burqa/blanket/bib with a nose hole and some lambs, moons and shit on it. The idea is to offer some privacy while sleeping in public places. Yeah, it’s a good thing you won’t be able to see all of the people ridiculing you.
Check out the horrifying promotional video after the break.
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Actually, it’s more like a Lilo and Stitch cape than a Snuggie, but it goes a step further with a Stitch head that doubles as a pillow.
So, the focus is sleeping while looking ridiculous instead of lounging around looking ridiculous.
Product Page ($29 via Fanboy.com)
Sweet baby Jesus check out the Snuggie Poncho. Fu*king white, Sweet fu*cking blue—Sh*t, get three and wear this fu*cker every other day! You want a Snuggie Poncho!
Product Page ($68)
A strong drink, some video games and this blanket are all you need to stay warm during the winter. And remember, Fashionably Geek readers get 10% off all SplitReason purchases with the code “fashgeek.”
Product Page ($40)
Actually, the Twosomeblanket worse than a Snuggie. Citing Icelandic traditions of sharing body warmth to survive harsh winters, this two person hooded blanket has a fancy, exotic background story (it’s also made from Icelandic wool) that makes it far more expensive than something you would find on an infomercial. Worry not though, it’s only a matter of time before there is a cheap Snuggie version of this.
Product Page ($350)
No matter where your adventures may take you, rest assured—a comfy Slanket can travel with you. The Travel Slanket is shorter than the original, and comes in a compact fleece bag. That makes it ideal for packing in a suitcase for easy transport.
Product Page ($40)
God I hope your other shirt is not a Snuggie. Not because you look like a wizard or a monk wearing one mind you (although you do), but because I hear that Snuggies are total crap. Let’s face it, everyone loves these things whether they can admit to it or not. You might as well spend the extra few bucks and get yourself a Slanket.
Product Page ($17)
