Except when they tweet about pooping. When humans tweet about pooping, it’s gross—but birds pooping on someone’s head in the park is hilarious.
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If you could see through a bird’s eye, you would notice that they have a very sophisticated targeting system.
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But these swallows soon learn that teamwork is key if you want to nab a coconut.
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These guys need to be fattened up so they can begin their lucrative career of decorating tables at wedding receptions.
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It gets even worse when the birds take the plane back to the nest and regurgitate it into the mouths of their offspring (only to be pooped out later on that skyscraper you just had window washed.)
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They are tired of being the sidekick that’s left out of all the good Batman movies. But wearing a Batman hood and cape doesn’t change the fact that, on the inside, you are still a Robin. At least this version of Batman can fly under his own power.
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Maybe you really did have a few white herons in your lifetime, but more likely your lousy typing is being shown to the world yet again.
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