At first glance you may think this is one of those cool designer things, until you realize its really the last few seconds of a rabbit’s life. The fact that it had time to realize it was about to become dinner is a testament to this bird’s crappy hunting skills.
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There is always some disconnect between how the world sees you and how you see yourself. If this bluebird can delude himself into seeing himself as a bad ass carnivore, you can believe that you are indispensable at work. Someone has to do those crappy tasks you routinely handle.
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Like nerds of the human race, the Hummingnerd gets no respect from his avian peers. It doesn’t help that he is tiny in stature, though I would think his ability to hover would give him a bit of street cred.
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Apparently, Birds don’t innately know how to build a nest. They are, however, able to follow well documented instructions like a pro.
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This shirt is like an inside joke for only those that have seen Monty Python and The Holy Grail. It also shows that you have the same, high level of reasoning that was used in the movie. But the question still stands: Where the hell did the coconut shells in England come from?
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