Carrie Fisher is the new Jenny Craig spokeswoman, and she was on the Today Show recently to talk about how she shed 50 pounds, her legacy, Princess Leia marijuana….you know, normal crap.
However, she did make one particularly interesting statement at around the 4:20 mark—”I want to get back into the metal bikini”.
She wasn’t completely serious of course, but I’ll be that statement gave Jenny Craig some commercial ideas. Check out the interview after the break.
The summer will be over with before you know it, so you had better spend as much time at the beach or the pool as you can. That having been said, will you be wearing this made-to-order Wonder Woman swimsuit from Etsy user meshalo, or this hot little Harley Quinn number?
Check out an additional image after the break.
Invade the beach this summer with one of four zombie bikini styles from Pale Horse Designs. They also make matching heels and hoodies.
Just make sure to wear sunscreen to prevent your rotting flesh from baking in the sun.
Check out two more bikini designs after the break.
If you are going to risk all kinds of skin aliments from sun exposure, you might as well get a freshly charged cellphone out of the deal.
These solar-powered bikinis absorb some of the sun’s rays and pass them on to your gadgets via a USB connection. Needless to say, taking a dip in the pool with one of these on is not recommended.
Custom orders for the bikinis are now being accepted by designer Andrew Schneider. Supposedly, they are priced around $200. Check out an additional image after the break.
Thankfully, there are talented people out there willing to make sexy clothes for the discerning geek. DeviantART user Pyro-The-Maniac is one of those people, and her Harley Qinn Bikini definitely fits the bill. Hopefully this design will show up on Etsy one day.
(PTM via My Disguises)
How can you possibly resist a shirt titled “Swedish Bikini Werewolf Destruction Unit” by a guy named Dick Firestorm? You can’t—it’s impossible.
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There are girls that go to the beach and want to look feminine and pretty. And then there are the bad asses that you would be afraid to meet in a dark alley. This Talk Shit/Get Hit Bikini with brass knuckles on the bra is definitely for the latter. It gives just a touch of femininity with the words and graphic being all in pink.
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If you don’t want to attract the geeks, wearing sexy bikinis adorned with Pirate-related imagery is probably not a great idea.
Product Page ($23.99-$39.99 in a variety of styles)
