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Bibs aren’t just for babies anymore! That’s because they are also for sad, sad adults that can’t eat things without spilling it all over their car. And yes, this is a real product that you can actually buy.
Pair this with an adult diaper and I’m ready for anything life has to throw at me. But I won’t wear a bib unless it has a picture of a lobster on it.
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From That’s Nerdalicious!: If you are unfamiliar with the Rock Paper Scissors Spock Lizard metagame, this article ought to clear things up.
Speaking of clearing things up, this bib will prevent baby from making a mess while reminding you about the rules of the game. That having been said, baby is only going to play rock and paper (and maybe a lizard by accident), so your strategy should be clear.
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No need to use an imaginary plane to get your youngster to eat. This light up plane includes three spoon attachments so there is always a clean one ready, but the real key to this system is the light up runway on the bib whose landing lights are motion activated. That makes the system as fun for the feeder as it does for eater.
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That’s right, even babies love porn. Start em on the path to creepiness early with this “I Heart Porn” bib.
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Putting something like a drooly bib on a kid is just setting him up for a life of being pounded by bullies. Start him on the alpha male path with a nice Bling Bib. The dollar sign ones will certainly achieve that, the model with the tie is akin to putting a “Kick Me” sign on his back.
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