While everyone may have a gaming system these days, I’m pretty sure that won’t have a shiny, new, solid Sterling Silver NES belt buckle.
Plus, it seems that the gal who made it knows her gaming. The Sterling NES belt buckle is made from 3 ounces of silver, and crafted to match the NES controller specs.
p.s. I had a delightfully evil thought about being able to control a guy with this belt buckle. Is that wrong?
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What do you do when you love Star Wars, but you also love wearing belt buckles the size of dinner plates? These lifestyle choices seem to be in conflict with one another, that is unless you pick up the Ralph McQuarrie golden belt buckle pictured here.
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A member of the BenHeck.com forums has provided step by step instructions on how you can cleanly integrate a LED into a Zelda Tri-Force belt buckle. At the press of a button it will bring a divine sort of glory to your crotch, beckoning you to come towards the white light. Check out the pic after the break to see it in action.
Even though they’ve been extinct for millions of years, T-Rex’s appetite lives on, only now his tastes have shifted toward money rather than other animals. You’ll realize this if you want him to hold up your pants.
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If you’re ever involved in fisticuffs, hopefully you’ll impart the wisdom of your belt buckle early on, that way you won’t have to find out when you’re brought face to face with your own crotch.
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If you are worried about making the wrong decision, this belt buckle will at least give you an excuse. It wasn’t your thought process that came up with the wrong answer, it was the stupid belt buckle. About all you can be blamed for at that point is letting the buckle make the decision in the first place.
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Real beer drinking is always about popping open a can of the cheapest stuff you can find. When you have had a few and need a little relief you can just pop open this belt buckle as well. For those that insist on drinking the fancy stuff out of bottles, the buckle is a bottle opener as well. Redneck fashion at its best.
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The product page asks the question: “do you have the balls to wear the big banana belt buckle?” I don’t know about the balls, but you better have the shaft to back this buckle up.
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Hmmm.. Are they suggesting we wear a belt buckle that advertises how we manicure our private areas? I guess if you are really proud of how you choose to display yourself or want to advertise a particular fetish then you are now aware that there is a product meant just for you.
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I’m assuming that this belt buckle is made for women given the phrase “slippery when wet.” However, let’s just hope that there aren’t any ladies out there that mistakingly buy this buckle as a tribute to Bon Jovi’s 1986 album.
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