If your weapon of choice is gadgetry, then you’ll want a holster or bandoleer that displays your most recent acquisitions like firearms loaded with innovation, information and convenience. These eight examples should do the trick. If you just need a flashy place to store your booze or axe, we’ve got you covered as well.
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Besides the all-over beer can print and pockets, the Matix Gusto Bigcans Boardshorts also feature a mesh can holder. So, if you wear these shorts with this hoodie, this bandolier, this belt and this hat, you can live your dream of becoming a walking keg.
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Artoos Premium Beer goes down smooth on a hot summer day. If it were a real beer, I see dusting off Billy Dee Williams as Lando and having him promote it. As I recall, he has experience with this sort of thing:
Interestingly, “Family”, “Sex“, “The Original Star Wars Trilogy”, “Computer Games” and “Beer” are roughly the same size.
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In honor of St. Patrick’s Day tomorrow, Vat19 and FashionablyGeek have teamed up to give away Beer Pouch Hoodies to two lucky readers. If you want to be one of them, become a fan and comment in our Facebook contest thread, tweet this post or send an email to contests@fashionablygeek.com with “Beer Me†in the subject line. Today is the final day to enter, so don’t wait!
In honor of St. Patrick’s Day, Fashionably Geek has teamed up with the curiously awesome Vat19 to give away a beer pouch hoodie to two lucky readers. There are three options to enter: become a fan and comment in our Facebook contest thread, tweet this post or send an email to contests@fashionablygeek.com with “Beer Me” in the subject line.
The final day to enter is Tuesday, March 16th. The winners will be chosen at random and notfied the following day (St. Patrick’s day). Winners must have an address in the continental US. Check out a video of the hoodie in action after the break—and good luck!
Enjoy hands-free freedom at this year’s Halloween party with the Drinking Skull Belt. Apparently, the guy with the grenade tattoo is on some sort of 12-step program.
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Pop that collar, grab a beer and get your game face on. The Beer Pong polo is only to be worn by true champions.
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Hmmm…this shirt has a striking resemblance to a particular American beer that does not have the classiest of reputations.
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Show your support for a fictional beverage with these Duff Beer sandals. However, if it’s true foot-flavored beer you are after, I suggest picking up these Dram sandals instead.
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