For those of you who’ve ever wondered if Darth Vader likes to kick off his boots and relax after a long day of trying to scare people to death, find hidden plans, or seek out a little family time — photographic proof has surfaced of some rather intriguing antics.
Whether he’s enjoying a tropical delights or doing a little saber work to keep in shape, it’s nice to know that the Sith Lord knows how to chill in these stressful times. Check out more images after the break.
If you would rather not have kids, scientists and hunters trailing you at the beach, it might be a good idea to forget about these Dino Trailin Tracks Flip Flops. Each step results in a dinosaur-like footprint that is sure to invite stalking.
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How much simpler could it get? With this Inflatable Beach Ball Bikini Top you get something colorful to wear at the beach as well as a breast enlarger that can be changed any time you like. If you don’t want to blow it up yourself I am sure you will find a volunteer to help you. A little something for everyone.
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You could use the Unisex Leaf Bikini as part of some Adam and Eve costume, but I think just using it for your next beach vacation is a much better idea. A little foliage to add some color to the shoreline. Especially since you can share the same bikini bottoms with your significant other. I didn’t check, but I assume the bra top sold separately is for the ladies only.
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