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Beach Sand Shopping/Picnic Bag

by Jeff Chenkus on June 18, 2009 · 0 comments

in Bags

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Turn your grocery shopping trips into walks on the beach with this shopping bag. The bag will hold plenty of whatever goods you are trying to carry and the “sand” covering for the top will keep them safe. The bag is collapsible making it even easier to carry around when not filled with goodies. There is no reason to carry around an ugly traditional shopping bag when you can use one that makes you feel like you can actually feel the cool ocean breeze blowing through your hair.

Product Page (£55.00, about $90)

The Sand Castle’s Mortal Enemy

by Jonathan Fallon on April 3, 2009 · 0 comments

in T-Shirts

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The same way anthills are subject to the terrors of wheels and shoes, the two most horrifying words to the inhabitants of a sand castle are “high tide”. Let’s hope that 5 year old architect was smart enough to build at the back of the beach.

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These Watches Were Made For the Beach

by Jeff Chenkus on November 19, 2008 · 1 comment

in Watches

Yes, the weather may be getting colder—which is why you need to think warm thoughts with these Flip Flop Watches. Strap them onto anything you are taking with you to the beach and it will be one less thing for those annoying people with metal detectors to find. Just remember, you can head to the Caribbean for warm weather pretty much anytime.

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Jesus Loves You Sandals

by Jeff Chenkus on December 20, 2007 · 2 comments

in Shoes

jesussandals1.jpgInstead of just walking on the beach and checking out girls, you can encourage others to share your religious beliefs. It may be obnoxious to some, but a couple miles worth of “Jesus Loves You” stamped in the sand is probably about the best you are going to do in terms of proselytizing. And who knows, maybe one of those cute girls will take an interest.

Product Page ($29.95)