Law And Order With A Real Crimefighter
Lenny may have been the man on Law and Order, but just think how much more he could have gotten done if Batman had joined the team. Not only do they both have the same attitude in doing whatever is needed to get the bad guy but maybe his presence will get Jack and Jamie [...]
West Is Best - Poor Burt Ward
In every duo, one is going to be preferred. In this case it is obvious that Adam West has captured the ladies imaginations. It must be the uniform, because if it was his role on Family Guy there would be Batman in this picture.
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Make Yourself Up Like the Joker
This makeup kit will make you look like a movie star. It just so happens that movie star is The Joker. You have to admit that if you are looking to turn to a life of crime, he is not a bad role model. Take history into account, though, and avoid the Batman if at [...]
Batman Crocs: As Nerdy as They Are Ugly
Even the people who make Crocs admit they are weird looking. Throw a few bat symbols on there and you really have yourself some bizarre footwear. But hey, kids don’t care about fashion. If they had their way everyday would be an occasion to wear a cowboy hat and a cape.
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Penguin’s Nemesis Shirt
The Penguin was always after Batman for his meddling. But since he never caught him, we really don’t know what his plan was. This shirt gives the answer. Simple frat-like hazing. No one ever likes waking up with marker all over them, but it happens to the best of us. Batman will be so embarrassed [...]
Batman: The Naked Nightmare
I don’t know if “The Naked Nightmare” would make a good sequel to “The Dark Knight“—but it would certainly be interesting.
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Batman: The Dark Knight Jokerwear
There are tons of different clothing products out there from Batman: The Dark Knight. Naturally, many of these products feature Heath Ledger as the Joker. For example: there is the “Joke’s on You” hat pictured above and a few other interesting prints pictured after the break—including one shirt that is actually a Joker-themed memorial to [...]
Batman Yoga Pants Are a Big Turn On
Even the ladies have to be psyched about the release of The Dark Knight next week. In preparation for this momentous occasion, grab a pair of these Batman branded yoga pants. It looks comfortable and it is sure to whip up a testosterone fueled frenzy in every guy that you meet.
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This is What Sidekicks are For
I only see one set of footprints here. Where the hell is Robin? That’s what sidekicks are good for—watching your back in a fistfight and changing tires on the Batmobile.
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Batman Full-Image Hoodie is More Like a Costume
There are Batman Hoodies and then there are BATMAN HOODIES. This version features a full-on Batman image with a zipper that can go all the way to the top of the hood. Fortunately, there are two eyeholes for you peek through—because getting hit by a bus after wandering into traffic is not very superhero-like.
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