
In addition to steam cannons, flying machines, tanks and calculators, Leonardo Da Vinci also appears to have invented the Fender Precision bass and the rock n’ roll windmill. Either that, or someone really wanted to wear this Da Vinci masterpiece on a shirt without having to deal with a little print penis on his gut all day.
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Ok, I get it—your a musician. Now all you need to complete this lame ensemble is a sleeveless shirt with music notes on it. Yeah, that’s a good look for you.
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People used to choose between pistols, derringers and swords. Today they have to choose between guitar, bass, microphone and drums. I think I prefer the modern day version, it comes complete with a cool soundtrack.
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