Well, not exactly “streaks.” He does have the decency to keep his underwear on at least.
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Halloween is just around the corner, and if you’re lazy about costumes one of these fitted Muppet baseball caps and an appropriately-colored t-shirt might be all you need. Available in Kermit, Gonzo and Animal varieties (pictured after the break).
Even if the Kwik-E-Mart existed, I wouldn’t be too quick to work or even shop there. I’ve seen the show—it’s ground zero for food poisoning and gunfire. The reverse image is available after the break.
This standard sized baseball hat is specially weighted so that the bill can be used as a handle and the cap itself as an impact weapon. Yeah, I don’t think you are going to ever see Sap Cap day at Yankee Stadium.
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Thankfully, ultra reflective hats like the one portrayed in Back to the Future have not become a fashion trend. On the other hand, who knows what will happen between now and 2015. Wearing this replica hat now could make the future fashion from the movie into a self-fulfilling prophecy.
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As if a tweed baseball hat wasn’t strange enough, this one has a stylized bunny sticking his head out of the hole on the front. Maybe this is one hat that is better to give as a gift than to wear at any time. Father’s day will be here before you know it, you may want to bookmark this now.
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There are probably millions of people who have NY Yankees baseball hats. But the true fans would get themselves this Yankees GPS Hat. Not only does it advertise you as a Yankees fan, it also has a map of the Yankees Stadium area right on it. If you get lost on the way just take your hat off and get directions. I think all team hats should be as useful.
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There is nothing deceptive about the name of the Brain Hat. Wear it out in public and everyone’s first question will be about where your skull went. Not a whole lot different than them wondering where your brain is most of the time. For a guy, you can let them know right away that you do your thinking above your waist.
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