Take one samurai sword and slice liberally.
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Somehow, I think that Jules and Vincent would not have made it has hit men if they kept bringing bananas to a gunfight.
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The product page asks the question: “do you have the balls to wear the big banana belt buckle?” I don’t know about the balls, but you better have the shaft to back this buckle up.
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