Unfortunately, these bananas were knocking on a monkey’s door, so the punchline was blown when they got to orange. Oh, and all of the bananas were killed. Sad story really.
The shirt sold out quickly on woot—but you can bet it will end up in the Reckoning section in the next day or two for $15.
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There are three conclusions that can be drawn from this shirt: 1.) Going by the original album cover, bananas are apparently just as appealing to chimps as dollar bills are to infants, even underwater. 2.) Nevermind being satirized 20 years after the fact proves Nirvana is still a huge, influential band. 3.) Artistic representations of a primate’s wang is acceptable attire in certain circles.
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Pesticides and genetic engineering have created tomorrow’s sentient superbananas. And they have only one thing on their mind—revenge.
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Every public area will warn you if the floor is wet because it may be slippery, but there is never any warning about banana peels being strewn all over the floor. I see a lawsuit just waiting to happen unless they take the proper precautions.
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This one armed banana chick just can’t wait to peel off that outer layer and display her goods for the world, most likely with assistance from alcohol. You just know that Joe Francis is somewhere nearby egging her on, trying to get her involved in a banana split.
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Nothing rattles a banana more than slipping on the hollowed-out corpse of one of its brethren.
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