Santa Claus travels around the world in one night delivering presents to all the world’s children. Little known fact: During these long trips he often amuses himself by defiling your toothbrush.
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I mean come on…a nutsack-shaped “coin purse?” It would be hilarious whether you are whipping it out at the supermarket, the local coffee shop or just taking a photo of it in your friend’s mouth while they sleep. Haha…good times. I don’t know if this product exists, but it should.
