From That’s Nerdalicious: Libertarians for Bacon! Libertarians for Ron Swanson in 2012!
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What man, woman or stray dog can possibly resist a man wearing bacon-scented cologne? Prepare yourself for bac?n: Scent by the Gods.
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From That’s Nerdalicious!: Displaying your love of sizzling strips of pork belly with this bacon tie will allow you to instantly identify the food preferences of those around you through smiles and/or looks of disgust. However, if you want to keep your lips firmly planted on your boss’ buttcheeks, it’s probably best to find out which way he/she leans before you wear this bad boy to the office.
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From That’s Nerdalicious!:America may be the land of milk and honey, but it got one-upped when IHOP decided to secede from the union. In starting their own country called Mmmerica, IHOP created a land of bacon and waffles.
But all is not well in Mmmerica. Waffle House and Denny’s have also seceded, and the smell of a breakfast civil war is in the air. It smells like maple syrup folks…maple syrup.
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There’s a lot more to watches than telling time. Did you know they can also be a trusted friend, a pop quiz, a safety feature for a pistol and a daily reminder that you’re going to die? That’s just the tip of the timepiece iceberg. Check out their full range with these 10 examples.
The bacon seems to enjoy it, but I’ll bet you and your coin purse wouldn’t. Either way, when it comes to handling your money responsibly, you can trust Mr. Bacon.
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I know what your thinking: “Where do I get the transfer?”
My only qualm with this work of art is that the viscous slathering of butter really ought to be on the the wearer’s left side, right below his heart.  Besides that all of the embelishments are there: the knives, the fat, the banner of bacon right over the gut.  C’est magnifique!
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Just a reminder that today is the last day to win the two stupidest products ever made—the Mr. Bacon board game and a pair of Handerpants from Archie McPhee. Just tweet this post or anything mentioning @NerdApproved and you are automatically entered to win. The more you tweet, the more chances you have.
Who wouldn’t want a Mr. Bacon board game and a pair of Handerpants? Correction—who wouldn’t want them if they were free? Just tweet this post or anything mentioning @NerdApproved between now and July 31st and you are automatically entered to win. The more you tweet, the more chances you have to win.
Do you have what it takes to guide Mr. Bacon through the hazards of Meatland? Do you have the guts to wear underwear on your hands in public? If you answered yes to both these questions, Nerd Approved and Fashionably Geek are proud to be the first to offer you the unique opportunity to win Mr. Bacon’s Big Adventure Board Game and Handerpants from Archie McPhee. All you need to do is tweet this post or anything mentioning @NerdApproved. The more times you tweet, the more chances you have to win. The last day to enter is Friday July 31st. Good luck!
