astronaut


There’s a little too much seating at the Spacebar, but after returning back to Earth all an astronaut wants is a drink—especially since there is no beer up there yet.

This shirt appears to be just a concept at this point, but it’s a very clever idea.

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pocketnaut

This astronaut’s tether is the only thing keeping him from floating into oblivion. The cord disappears below your waistline, so hopefully there is something significant in those pants to anchor him.

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astro-smooth

Sometimes he even leaves the helmet and boots on. Kinky.

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nasajr.jpgIs your child getting along with all the other kids at school too well? You can stop that in a hurry if you send him to school in this Astronaut Flight Suit. This outfit will bring out the bully in the best of kids, and your child will be the lucky recipient.

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