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When man put a shirt on for the first time, little did he know that in addition to obscuring the details of an embarrassing physique, it would also be one of the keys to entering a gas station and a vehicle for showing the world an image of a foot kicking an ass. Truly an underrated social tool and artistic medium.
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Without a doubt these threads frame some confident people who aren’t afraid to let you know what’s going on in the basement. And for you ladies, you can get the “I forgot to wipe today” thong, which allows you to discreetly display your dirty little secret and is perfect for those days when being unsanitary “just feels right.” But rest assured that repelling statements like this dealing with your personal hygiene probably won’t benefit you in any area of life, unless you’re going to prison.
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The Association of Sasquatch Seekers is looking for a few good men and women to fill their ranks. So, the next time someone calls you an asshat, you can hold your head high and say “Yes, yes I am!”
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