Napoleon: Political Leader, General, Apron

You may know Napoleon as the short guy who ran France and waged wars, but few have ever heard of Napoleon the grill master. Nobody in 18th century France was more competent with a hibachi, a hunk of dead animal, and some Kingsford. If your skills with the grill are lacking, you can pick up [...]

Glow-In-The-Dark Skeleton Apron & Oven Mitt

When night time grilling is on the agenda, it is time to pull out some different cooking apparel. This skeleton apron is nicely complemented by the skeleton oven mitt. And so everyone knows who the master chef is, he can be picked out easily as the one with the glowing bones. Why is it that [...]

Little Black Dress Apron

Who says that wearing cooking apparel has to be ugly? While you are slaving in the kitchen there is no reason you can’t feel like you are dressed for a night out. Adding a little fantasy to the dreary work of slaving over a stove makes it almost a palatable experience. And unlike your big [...]

Shakespeare Food Quotes Apron - A Taste of Shakespeare

Some aprons are amusing, but not very educational. This apron is useful and educational. Everyone has to learn about Shakespeare at some point, it may as well be while you are cooking up a nice juicy steak. These may not be the quotes that are discussed in literary classes, but they are perfect for while [...]

WWJKD? Apron: Cooking Help From the Captain

If there is one person who has proved himself a survivor, it is James T. Kirk. That man has been all over the galaxy and run into some of the oddest characters the science fiction community has ever seen and the man comes through with hardly a scratch. So if you want someone to show [...]

David Bowie Apron: Cookin’ With Ziggy Stardust

Grab your Ziggy Stardust apron, put on some makeup and whip up the most spaced out, androgynous BBQ ever.
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Sexy Girl Apron

Is this just a simple way to get a gratuitous picture of an attractive female body on the page? Absolutely.
You wouldn’t really want to be surprised by this. If you ever walked into the kitchen a little absent mindedly and the first thing you saw was your wife wearing this apron, you might just soil [...]