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ballonshirtThat clown at your birthday party didn’t seem to know, but apparently the answer is “yes” balloon animals do defecate, and in the process give a whole new meaning to the term “floater”.

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animal-hands-tattoos

You can use these animal hand tattoos to do your talking at times when you might be a bit nervous: asking for a raise, asking that cute co-worker out or proposing marriage. Your mouth may freeze up, but these tattoos will keep things moving. And their temporary nature will save you considerable pain in the future. See all eight designs after the break.

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Adderbite Ring

by Jeff Chenkus on March 14, 2009

in Jewelry

adderbite-ring

I have no idea who wants snakes anywhere near them, but I am sure there are some freaks out there. This ring will be worn on two fingers with the head biting the third. The best thing it has going for it is that it is not a creepy spider.

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I have never seen two more worried animals than this. Both of them are shaking like a leaf. This just seems like cruel and unusual punishment. They would probably be happy to go back to their makeup testing days. A little lipstick may burn, but at least there was no thought involved.

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