Monkey Trainer Refreshing Deodorizers
If your sneakers smell like a monkey’s butt then maybe putting these cute monkey butts in them can help clean that odor up. Not only will your sneakers smell better but your closet can look like a miniature jungle. Lucky for you it will be the quietest jungle around.
Product Page (£9.99, about $20)
Road Kill Diner Bag
Not everyone can afford to be eating out at 5 star restaurants. Some of us have to keep our food purchases within a budget. Maybe your favorite low budget restaurant will give you a discount off their already cheap food if you carry this bag around. It is worth a shot, but in any case [...]
Squirrels Can’t Be Trusted Sweatshirt
You may think squirrels are cute little animals, but you also know you can’t put a bird feeder out without some way of squirrel proofing it. Someone needs to start spreading the word about how untrustworthy they really are and this sweatshirt will be your first step towards that.
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Teddy Bear Shower Cap
For less money than a gallon of gas you can purchase this cute little Teddy Bear Shower Cap. I know how hard it is to get your eyes open in the morning. This Teddy Bear will at least give you some incentive. You can sleep walk through your morning routine, but then you will just [...]
Moose Oven Mitt
The Moose Oven Mitt is probably a lot more fun to look at than to actually use. Those antlers will likely do nothing but obstruct your view and possibly be high enough to hit the burners and catch fire. So while it would not be fun to use yourself, it would be a blast watching [...]
Squirrel Earrings, But Not Your Average Squirrels
These Squirrel Earrings remind me somewhat of the Chipmunks. They even look like chipmunks, but if the seller says they are squirrels then they are squirrels. Fat ones at that, which is probably because of their excellent ability to find those nuts. Most animals do not have the insurance to get corrective lenses like these [...]
Man Eating Shark Hat
It may not be a hat that you can wear on your next night out, but it would be a nice thing to have at a party when you plan on drinking a lot more than medically recommended. Anyone of the opposite sex that finds it amusing is obviously as drunk as you are and [...]
Dog-End Cufflinks
If you are lucky enough to have gotten yourself a Dog End Towel Holder, then you can appreciate these cufflinks. One looks like a nice little puppy face. The other gives you an excellent view of the other end. The actual product is useful, this copy is just pure fun.
Product Page (£12.95, about $26)
Lobster Hat
You can buy stupid hats anywhere, and I think this would qualify. However, the design does give it just a bit more class than your average stupid hat. I don’t know whether it is the tail hanging down the back or the claws that frame the face of the wearer. Or maybe it is just [...]
Bunny Overnighter Plush Bag
Not every unique product you see is gross or inappropriate for youngsters. This Bunny Overnighter Plush Bag would be a very cute way to send your young daughter off to a sleep over. It doesn’t have the coolness factor for a teenager, but the younger girls will love it.
Product Page ($25)
