It doesn’t matter who is wielding the anal probe: aliens, airport screeners or overly aggressive DEA agents, it is still not a pleasant experience. Or so I hear. Other victims will commiserate with you when they see you carrying this bag.
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If you thought the worst thing that could happen to you while you were asleep was to have a nightmare, you might want to rethink that. This guy is going to have a terrible morning and it will have nothing to do with nightmares and everything to do with his butthole.
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The police haven’t been able to get you to wear your seat belt with the threaten of fines. You aren’t doing it for your own safety. Maybe your irrational fear of aliens will finally get you to wear it. I can’t think of any more compelling reason than the aliens. Just think about anal probes to put a little fear into yourself, the aliens are famous for those.
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