The newest digitally enhanced version E.T. is packed with 10x more aliens. I think that these guys are in for a rude awakening when that bike hits the ground though.
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Let’s just hope that they all don’t show up at once.
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If you really want a kick ass costume this Halloween, you have just enough time to build yourself a full-size power loader from Aliens.
It will take two weeks to build (and probably another two weeks to actually walk around the block while trick-or-treating), but as you will see after the break, the results will be totally worth it.
A hamburger on another planet must cost a fortune given the logistical challenges involved in acquiring cows. Fortunately, these earrings will only cost you $14.
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I believe that aliens crash landed on Earth, and that that this alien autopsy is real.
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Hello, is this the police? Ok, listen…I dunno if I should be talking to you guys or some special branch of the military because I just walked right past an alien on the street. Yeah, an ALIEN. It was about 5-feet, 5-inches tall and it was wearing lipgloss and a Twilight shirt. Must be trying to blend in or something. Oh, and it was also talking on some crazy handheld device. Probably calling in the troops to attack.
Huh? Yeah, I drive a pickup truck….yeah, I’m wearing a flannel right now. No, I’m not DRUNK drunk. Why are you askin’ me these questions when we got tiny girl aliens runnin’ around town?
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Even when faced with an alien attack, the last thing I would do is expose my penis to the vacuum of space.
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And to mark this momentous occasion every year thereafter, the alien will eat slimecake out of an open chest cavity.
Oh, you put the sonogram on a t-shirt. How adorable! That little guy will be bursting through your chest before you know it.
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