The traffic sign on this shirt is intended to keep aliens safe while doing their abductions, but there is no word if speeding fines are doubled when you are in an Alien At Work zone.
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For Superman fans, the man is a superhero who will help anyone that is need. To others, he is just one more illegal alien who is in this country with no green card. And he really is an alien, regardless of how much good he does.
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No doubt inspired by the classic image created by advertising company DDB, this shirt illustrates a civilized battle between Alien and Predator. What they don’t show you is the Predator firing off a shoulder cannon shot after smack talk by the Alien proved too much to bear.
It doesn’t matter who is wielding the anal probe: aliens, airport screeners or overly aggressive DEA agents, it is still not a pleasant experience. Or so I hear. Other victims will commiserate with you when they see you carrying this bag.
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Maybe I am not remembering the movie Alien vs. Predator quite right, but this does not seem to be like the movie at all. As bad as that movie was, this is actually an improvement. Probably not coming soon to a theater near you, though.
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Aliens using their tractor beams to abduct humans is a commonly reported phenomenon. But there is a far greater use of that same tractor beam to steal beer from us. I think that needs to be investigated and stopped.
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You never really think about the fact that aliens likely have to report their activities to someone. I always assumed that they lived a carefree life and having a flying saucer was just a birthright. Just imagine if your tasks for the day involved tabloids, crop circles, kidnapping and probing. That’s what I call a busy schedule.
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Trying to talk someone into eating what they have never tried before seems about the same for aliens as it is for humans. I can’t really figure out why they don’t just beam up some chickens.
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For all the theories I have heard about how Santa Claus can cover the whole world in one night, this is one that I have not seen put forward before. That is a bit surprising since an alien is just as plausible as any of the other theories.
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The police haven’t been able to get you to wear your seat belt with the threaten of fines. You aren’t doing it for your own safety. Maybe your irrational fear of aliens will finally get you to wear it. I can’t think of any more compelling reason than the aliens. Just think about anal probes to put a little fear into yourself, the aliens are famous for those.
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