Well, it’s an E.T but not the E.T.
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AGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *sob* I’ll go to bed! I’ll go to beeeeed!
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If this t-shirt is correct, it could explain all the trailer park UFO sightings. Aliens don’t care about contacting us, they just want our sweet venison.
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If you love the movie Aliens, and happen to have $141,400 to waste on a watch, this Cabestan Nostromo timepiece is for you. What you will get is a watch that combines traditional watchmaking with what the designers describe as “retro-futuristic audacity”. You’ll also get a titanium case, a Superluminova phosphorescent coating and side windows to help you explore the exposed mechanics that work in harmony to tell you when it’s lunchtime. That should justify the price of a small house, right?
I have no idea what the hell is supposed to be going on here, so I’ll present it as it appears: This ring is a masterpiece of handcrafted art showing Alien grabbing a flexible woman’s breast while getting it on with your finger. The ring is adjustable, made from 100% brass and also features 18 karat gold enamel with no colors or lead mixed in, so you can be sure you’re getting the finest feel copping, finger humping alien on the market.
This view of aliens attacking a moon settlement is a warning to future explorers. They will certainly ruin the idyllic dream of living somewhere besides Earth. You may also get a flashback of your days battling similar creatures on early video game systems.
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Building up robot technology and making an army of them to repel the inevitable alien invasion has one possible drawback: Skynet. That sort of leaves you in the position of damned if you do, damned if you don’t.
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Leave it to the wife to ruin all an alien’s fun. All he is looking for is a little bonding with his alien brethren and he has to endure the indignity of being dragged home by his ear-like appendage.
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This is what cows dream of at night, learning to use the alien’s tractor beam technology against them. They aren’t out in the pasture just eating all day, they are thinking and plotting of how to make this happen.
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Now I understand the truth behind crop circles. The only reason aliens come to Earth is for getting the finest herb in the galaxy.
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