Nothing brings molecules together like getting wasted over several cups of Hydrogen, Oxygen and Carbon.
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Your drinking makes Mr. Liver work harder, which pisses him off. Pissing him off too much may cause him to turn in his resignation, which means you’ll be saying bye-bye Mr. Liver and hello to your new buddies Mr. Morgue and Ms. Body Bag. Advantage: Liver.
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As if you had your own personal “Q” keeping you armed with the latest in drinking games technology, the beer pong kit comes to you with three plastic balls, as well as a headband and a wristband which are all beer pong themed to show your confidence. So, later on that night when you’re rolled into a hospital wearing a headband and wristband that says “Bring It” with little embroidered cups and ping pong balls, they’ll help secure a speedy diagnosis–alcohol poisoning or liver failure.
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Absinthe or “the Green Fairy” is illegal in many areas of the world due to its highly debatable hallucinogenic properties. However, this just serves to make its allure that much more powerful. The way I see it, we wear beer related merchandise all the time. Why not absinthe? Beer doesn’t have the same mystique and it lacks a “Green Fairy” type character. And even if it did, the fairy would most likely be a shirtless plumber name Lou that constantly pesters you to pull his finger.
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